"I'm not engaged and I don't have a ring and I haven't been proposed to," Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. "Normally we don't even acknowledge these things because they're endless, at this point. The thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they're getting angry.
Oh, no! Not Aunt Mary!
"My dad calls and he says, 'Honey, it's on the CNN crawl,' and I'm going, 'Wait a second!' When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, 'This is insane.' People are getting fed a lot of bull."
Please note--as US Weekly already has--that this is not the first time Jen and her hack, Steven Huvane, have denied (and denied and denied) a story, only to later have it turn out true. Hey, I'm not a hard-ass and blah blah blah private matters and all that, but ya know what? Don't say anything if you don't want to talk about it. When YOU initiate phone calls to People magazine (where, as a friend noted, "the truth goes to die"), YOU'RE the one who's obviously looking for the publicity--just the way YOU wanted it.
In conclusion, shut your pie-hole, Rachel!